Christmas is a time for family, friends, food and frightfully bad jokes. So, to get you in the festive spirit, ho-ho-Azimo has lined up some classic jokes to bring a smile to your face this December. You’d be crackers to miss them!

How does Darth Vader like his Christmas turkey?

Why did Santa pour Lemsip into the chimney?

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Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party?

Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?


What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?


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